FBI Director Sheepishly Admits Agency Hasn't Solved Single Crime In 10 Years

WASHINGTON—In response to a probe into the bureau's operational costs, FBI director Robert Mueller timidly told Congress Wednesday that the organization he oversees has not technically solved any crimes since 2001.

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