Friday, February 25, 2011

With 50 McNuggets for $9.95 and $1 McDoubles, What'd You Expect?

McDonald'sMcDonald's is showing growth... and so are we -- and is anyone surprise that the two are connected?

So with more than 72.5 million Americans now in the "obese" category, McDonald's says its January numbers were up 5.3 percent.

And Europe, you'll be looking like us in no time -- sales over there were up even higher, 7 percent.

Why do I care?

I don't really... except for when it tops the list of funny headlines over at Fark.com :

FarkMcDonald's reports 5.3% sales increase; growth comes from all regions. Presumably belly, thighs, upper arms, chins

FarkBorders will be ending their story at Chapter 11 after all

FarkMubarak steps down, signs with Vikings

FarkMichael J. Fox given yet another award this time for (shakes magic 8 ball) - well, basically for that

FarkRicky Gervais wants Will Arnett to take over on The Office. Oh, yeah, like the guy in the $5,000 suit is going to work at a paper company--COME ON

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