Report: Sudden Rookie Death Syndrome Claims Lives Of More Than 2,000 First-Year Players

NEW YORK—Experts are no closer to finding a cause, let alone a cure, for Sudden Rookie Death Syndrome, the mysterious affliction that kills thousands of first-year players each year in every professional sports league, officials announced Monday.

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