In Focus: Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

WASHINGTON—"All these goddamn layoffs, they're totally a blessing in disguise," said Donald Ellington, a completely hammered senior adviser at JPMorgan Chase.

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