Jennifer Lopez And Her Biggest Asset Join L'Or�al

There's just no stopping J-Lo.

First, Jennifer Lopez has joined the crew on American Idol for the coming season... now, she's signed a big-money contract to become the global brand ambassador of L'Oreal.

My understanding is that this is a cosmetics company.

Of course, it's hard to think of J-Lo and not think of her biggest asset -- and yes, that's her majestic derriere to the right -- and of course, the gang at Fark.com summed it all up in one great headline.

And that brings me to this week in weird news:

Jennifer Lopez becomes the face, giant ass of L'Oreal

Hacker might have stolen Ke$ha nude pics. KEEP THEM

Baby Jesus stolen from church nativity. Maybe they should try nailing him down

Police enter closed strip club and find several men inside claiming to be plumbers. That must explain why they had their caulk in their hands

Philadelphia: Catholic Archdiocese creates panel to look at school children. I mean, to learn how to entice more children. I mean, in school. I mean, "into" school. I mean, "into going to Catholic school." For education

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