My Mother Speaks of 'the World's Biggest Schlong' on the Radio

I didn't know what to expect when I first met Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest penis.I certainly didn't expect him to become a friend of mine, not after that initial "excuse me while I whip this out" moment that confirmed his status as the world's most well-endowed man, but he did.
And while I certainly didn't expect it to become a topic of conversation with my mother... I definitely didn't expect it to become a topic of conversation with my mother on the radio.
It happened last week, during my regular chat with the gang at Church of Lazlo on my favorite Kansas City station, 96.5 the Buzz.Apparently, Lazlo and company are a little tired of me... because they spoke to my mother instead, who used the word "schlong" in an otherwise polite conversation about why I didn't become a lawyer like my father. Sorry, mom.
At least she still doesn't know about my side career in the porn business.
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